{"id":71611,"date":"2018-06-27T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2018-06-27T00:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/?p=71611"},"modified":"2018-08-13T01:01:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T01:01:00","slug":"ep-review-satan-my-master-the-king-of-hell-arrives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/ep-review-satan-my-master-the-king-of-hell-arrives\/","title":{"rendered":"SATAN MY MASTER &#8211; The King Of Hell Arrives EP (2018) | Album \/ EP Reviews @ Metal Forces Magazine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"title2\"><strong>SATAN MY MASTER<br \/>The King Of Hell Arrives EP<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-content\/themes\/metalforces\/images\/spacer.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" height=\"3\" \/><br \/>\n<span class=\"title3\"><span style=\"color: #c80000;\">Helldprod (2018)<\/span><br \/><strong>Rating: 7\/10<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"image floatedright\">\n<table width=\"100%\" align=\"center\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\">\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-content\/themes\/metalforces\/images\/spacer.gif\" width=\"10\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<td>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/satanmymaster_thekingofhellarrivesep.jpg\" height=\"303\" width=\"200\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<table width=\"100%\" align=\"center\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\">\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td>\n<div align=\"left\"><span class=\"smalltext\"><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div align=\"right\"><span class=\"smalltext\"><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<p>Limited to 100 cassette-only copies comes the debut EP from Portuguese nutcases Satan My Master who, with such a moniker, must surely spout out some sort of hellish black \/ death metal? <\/p>\n<p>And yep, I was right. <em>\u201cYou fuckin\u2019 slut&#8230;\u201d<\/em> are the first words puked out on this 24-minute, six-track release; the sort of hellish abomination that I feel as though I\u2019ve reviewed a million times before with the red, spidery band logo, the thrashing, billowing nastiness of the sound, the familiar songs titles (\u2018Tormenting The Nazarine Swine\u2019, \u2018Servant Of Hell\u2019, \u2018Son Of A Whore\u2019) and the two fearsome looking band members daubed in face-paint, leather and chains who resemble a tag team from the halcyon days of the World Wrestling Federation! <\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s focus more so on the sound within, though. As stated, it is six tracks of rancid, rampant, foul-smelling war metal dripping with satanic hate and built upon a foundation of grizzly guitars, D-beat destruction and the usual charcoal-coated vocal gurgles.<\/p>\n<p>The tracks flash by as if one has speeded up their old Venom-cum-Bulldozer records, the wall of fury at times more laughable than scary. Thankfully though, there\u2019s enough grim melody contained so as not to fully alienate like so many of this ilk who feel the need to simply sound like a flushed toilet. <\/p>\n<p>\u2018Warbrothers Of Darkness\u2019 is a vile and frenetic black \/ thrash workout; I\u2019m sure some of the lyrics are hilarious, although through the haze of rust-smelling smoke I can\u2019t quite decipher such vomit. Nevertheless, check out that pulverizing riff on \u2018Servant Of Hell\u2019 with its machine gun percussion and blazing guitar, and let us also descend into the fiery pits of \u2018Scepter Of Doom\u2019 with its crushing trudge and abysmal catchiness. Hats (and chains&#8230; and leather masks) off to these guys for providing some very accessible if somewhat salivating lumps of wreckage that will no doubt smoke out every rat from its hole. <\/p>\n<p>\u2018Nuclear Abomination\u2019, in contrast to \u2018Scepter Of Doom\u2019, showcases the band at their most hellish and spiteful with fleshy speed and primitive clanking abounding. The murky bass lead into \u2018Son Of A Whore\u2019 gets that D-beat belligerence foaming again as we\u2019re swept up once again by a black, ripping storm of chaos that just might have you reaching for those old <a href=\"\/site\/destruction-articles\/\" target=\"_blank\">Destruction<\/a>, Sodom and Bathory albums and in unison with demons chanting <em>\u201cTotal destruction!!!!\u201d<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>Not always easy reviewing such heaps of evil, frothing junk but Satan My Master have indeed arrived\u2026 whether we like it or not.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Neil Arnold<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SATAN MY MASTERThe King Of Hell Arrives EP Helldprod (2018)Rating: 7\/10 Limited to 100 cassette-only copies comes the debut EP from Portuguese nutcases Satan My Master who, with such a moniker, must surely spout out some sort of hellish black \/ death metal? And yep, I was right. \u201cYou fuckin\u2019 slut&#8230;\u201d are the first words [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,4101],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-album-ep-reviews","category-satan-my-master"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71611"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71619,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71611\/revisions\/71619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalforcesmagazine.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}